The Perks of being Mediocre
I lead a life of utter mediocrity. So it probably wouldn't be in your best interest if I tell you that: a.) My name's Carmel, b.) I really SUCK at things which pertains to numbers paired with letters, c.) I have an extreme, irrational fear of MASCOTS, and d.) I'm perpetually married to a guy who lives in my future.
